Miles O'Brien

Having done exactly 0 research, I going to assume it’s one of those “DO NOT PRESS OKAY UNLESS YOU ARE EXPERIENCED AND KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING” and someone went “pffft I know what I’m doing. click now what does this option do…”

I can hate both.

The CEO just lets me add a face to the ire.

1: Riker has a “rub one out” policy before he makes big decisions now, it took 3 interventions just to get him to that point.

B- I just lost the game…

I think I would mainly notice because my whole feed would be wholesome, supportive, and funny.

Statements dreamt up by the utterly deramged: “Hi, we are a new federated server. COMPLY WITH OUR RULES OR WE WILL NOT FEDERATE WITH YOU”

Rational people: “Okay, that was always allowed. Bye.”

TOS was peak fighting style for action, you can’t change my mind.

Look at the absolutely flawless way he disarmed kirk.

Perfection.

And even if you DO post in small communities, half the time it’s a toss-up as to whether anyone will see it.

I’m not sure about lemmy, but reddit was roughly 50% US users, so it was a good bet that if you timed posts for “early morning” US browsing or “after work” EU browsing, your post would do well.

Idk lemmy’s demographic breakdown, but it seems more generalized (imagine that, a diverse fediverse!) around the world, so it’s hard for me to tell when the most users will be active.

As long as I have my transporter buffer work, I’m never alone.

It’s not a phaser, but… I’ve thought about it today.

In my 30s, and while I’ve heard “let’s 86 the _____” numerous times, I honestly wouldn’t have connected that to “86 cherries” on an order.

I’ve worked in food, fast and fancy, and nobody would say “86 cherries” instead of “no cherries”. Clarity is conducive to a smoothly flowing kitchen.

The first time I interacted with water and it did something in response instead of being static blew my mind.

Seeing my own reflection in a game hurt my brain.

It’s humor is similar to that of Rick rolling, I feel. If you missed the window of seeing it everywhere, you likely won’t care for it.

“I promise I won’t get political”

two drinks later

“COME OUT YEH BLACK AN’ TAN”

Legit, my old job required a 90-day change, and I once logged into a system I could do monetary damage on with ease, because I took a guess at my manager’s password based on how long it had been since he told it to me during an emergency.

He did what every single person I spoke to did. “password 01” changed to “password 02” and I just tried twice, and sure enough he had changed it three times since he had told me.

While I wouldn’t be ruining the company as a whole, I could have easily fucked over the individual location because scheduled password changes just ensure people use predictable passwords.

“Okay, cool. Family knows when to drop a subject. Good luck!”

I like to throw it at them, then sprint away to see if I can make it outside before I get smacked. It’s about 50/50.

Pick up that can

Me, having very little knowledge about keeping vegetation alive: “oooh, that’s a nice plant.”

Hey, I’ll have you know I only have one alt!

… Don’t tell Keiko, but it’s for porn.

I own several cowboy hats, which I wear around town.

It took me until this part to recognize it.

“I own several kimonos, which I wear around town”

Well done. 10/10.