Are you trying to tell me I can’t come over and piss all over your floor?

Nope. It’s simply because I don’t want to.

Are you so afraid of what people will think of you, that you won’t eat dog food?

So you’re under the impression that you’ll never be able to get all of the piss out of the p-trap, regardless of how much water you run down there?

Are you a plumber?

If so, you should find a new trade.

No one is revoking my man card, because someone would have to be able to kick my ass to do that.

Its more comfortable for me to stand and piss. And in going to piss in my sink.

And I’m not sitting to piss. It’s not because I think it’s effeminate. It’s because Im comfortable standing, and no one is going to make me change.

So unless you plan on coming to my house and breaking my legs off, I will continue to go in my sink. 👍

No, I don’t think I will.

I’m going to get called toxic for this but whatever.

I’m not sitting down to piss. 😂

Ill keep pissing in my sink, and you’ll never be able to stop me.

You’d shoot me in the ass without my consent?

Damn bro, not only is that gay (I don’t swing that way, but I’m flattered), but it’s also rape. So just don’t do that.

Oh shit thanks for the clarification.

In that case I guess I’ll just piss on your floor and leave it then.

I’m an electrician by trade, but was a plumbing apprentice way back when. Interesting theory you got there, but no… You can wash all the piss out of the p trap by running the water.

On the morning it’s just easier to go in the sink. This way I’m not pissing all over the floor.

If your toilet is too low to the ground, it also usually winds up on the floor, so I’ll just use the sink.

People also spit their fucking gross toothpaste in there. Urine is technically sterile. Spit is, infinitely less so. If you’re going to use a sink filled with water to wash your face, you should probably clean the sink regardless

Though I agree. People who shit in sinks need to be sent away