Do commercial airline seats count?

My parents, like 30 years ago, once locked their oven door by using the self-clean. They had to call a repair man to come unlock it.

Right? You could probably find just the frozen carrots. Some people, SMH.

They’re sentient, and they hate you.

Hey, I was released in 1982!

Golden brown is however seared you like it, as long as it’s cooked, and there’s no pink. Cooking is not a science, unlike programming. Personally, I like a good crusty sear.

…you understand carrots don’t have skin, right? You’re just removing the dirty part.

I think I can count on one hand the number of times I’ve needed Acrobat Reader to view a PDF.

I miss headphone jacks.

Yes, most of my jobs have had people who take vacation.

Is this real? I can’t describe how much I hate my compressor. But anway, this poster clearly shows a hose and air tank.

Maybe the gun itself is, but I doubt it is with a compressor, especially one you can carry on your back. Plus, they’re loud as fuck. Everyone would hear you coming.

I just paid for Fitbod after the trial. It’s basically a smart dynamic workout program app that tracks muscle usage and creates programs on the fly with recovered muscles. It gives much needed guidance on what to do, and explains every exercise, with total customization for everything you do.

Well, I just spent about that or more on 2 inch dumbbell handles, plates, a bench and rubber mat. So that, I guess.

That was beautiful, man. I still don’t understand, but I shed a tear regardless.

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Why does Marriage not believe in LinkedIn?

Why did you decide to change the title and then stop halfway through?

That’s very true. But not really by the time Android started.

I really don’t understand why you find this surprising. We’re you expecting like…42% of all that to be saved?