https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/exploits_of_a_mom.png

Yet lobbyists exist. Every single government official is sponsored by companies via super PACs

I have a Next Of Kin (NOK) box. Everything anyone needs to know is in it, plus instructions to hire someone in a grim reaper costume to stand in the back and pretend to look for someone in attendance.

Reminds me of Beethoven writing Für Elise for sometime he loved, and when he was rejected, the music was finished in such a way that she could not play it.