I blew snot into toilet paper FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE

Thank you. It was quite an interesting read

And just like in life 99.9999% of the random mutations are absolute shit

Thank you for your service though

I did not steal this meme. We assimilated it.

Looks expensive

Bear in area vs. Bear in volume

Plot twist, neither cared about the table number

One went to the first table produced, the other to the first table placed

Liked the game a lot back on the wii

Nah, bro

The comments on pornhub are funnier

Officially, they use the metric system, but because of the close contact with the US, many things are measured in imperial units

Op writing they walked 3km of 4 miles feels very canadian

The Republicans are taking over so many taking points, I just can’t say some normal things anymore, like:

“I love my couch”

"The latex gloves at work fit really well and are gentle even on sensitive skin "

"I want to fuck furniture "