I’ll never understand people who think they can change someone else’s mind on the internet while arguing about religion or politics

I’d rather shite in my hands and clap than print wheel bearings from a YT vidéo with a thumbnail that looks like a five year old made it

Has anyone actually found a good use for having any LLM function handy on your phone?

School lunch debt

Just fucking look at those words.

If you have kids and you live in a country where that phrase exists, and you’re not doing anything about it, you’re not a human any more

That’s quite a condescending expression. “Condescending” means when you talk down to people

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German

I’m guessing a yank whose great great great great great great grandfather once wiped his cock on a strudel

Deepl is better than Google Translate for your reply, btw

I bought it, I really like it. It’s simple to set up.

Only glitch is sometimes it mutes an audiobook for a second when a notification comes in, even though you don’t hear the notification

I’d rather hammer nails into my feet than click that link

Betteridge’s Law of Headlines

Someone on Lemmy is bound to be offended by this, on behalf of computers everywhere

This is a 10/10 shitpost

Come one, 9/11 is like a cow; after 23 years you’ve got to stop milking it

I don’t have that problem because I use Windows snort

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I’ve never needed Google Pay because my banking apps are really good

I can’t think of any reason not to update them

The question starts with “What do you consider…”

You sound like the type to reply in threads where someone’s asking about a problem they’re having with Windows and say “I don’t have this problem because I use Linux (snort)”

Is there any reason anyone would want to use an out of date banking app?

I don’t have this problem because I use Windows snorts

Well either your employer was acting illegally or you were only working a few hours per week, which is it?

Minimum is 20 days in the Netherlands