I’m similar, but it’s internal drives are planets, while external drives are moons.

The Veldt. Also, All Summer In A Day.

I don’t name my machines anything special, but I’ve started naming my internal hard drives/samba shares after planets, and external drives after moons.

When I helped my father run ethernet in my family’s home, we ran cables up to the attic, dropped them down to specific rooms between the walls, then drilled holes for panels as needed.