Huh, I thought this form factor only came in faux wood grain.

I’ve been trying to talk my spouse into watching that one for years. She refuses. Sigh.

I just realized that the examples in the meme leave out an important part of the ensemble: calf-high white tube socks with multicolor bands at the top.

If you’re gonna rock it, rock it all the way.

Rebuild me shiny and chrome

Steel and circuits will make you whole.

Aside from my slab o’flab making people wish my top had not been cropped, those daddy dukes look like junk-crunchers.

Network monitoring engineers: explains for the umpteenth time that a node reporting down isn’t just a single dropped packet

My parents somehow ended up with one of these when I was like 3. We weren’t exactly rich so I’ve always wondered if it fell off the back of a truck or something. The only games that come to mind are a word scramble and an overhead racing game. Pretty sure we had a few more but that was a loooooong time ago.

This person cooks.

holy shit, I actually found it quick!

True. But now you have options.

Pretty much. Just pointing out that you don’t need to cut your sauce with American to make it gooey.

You can add sodium citrate and milk to just about any cheese to make it melt smoother if you want. Skip adding American entirely.

The wider world when they think of American cheese: yellow shiny shrink wrapped oily substance, wiggles like rubber

Me thinking of the American cheese I’ve eaten all of my life: white, dry-ish, cut from actual blocks at the deli, feels like, well, cheese

Dunno if it’s some regional thing or what. The only place I see yellow American is at chain restaurants.

Also, related and timely:

https://youtu.be/2ck8pXRrI7c

Bad things happen in WCW.

The original Orange Man, if you will.

Stop making me sad. I have hundreds of hours poured into VPW2 customizations on a cart that hasn’t been powered up in 20 years at least. In my heart, that save is still alive.

_{Don’t take this from me dammit.}

You know what this feature is really useful for? Seeing who upvotes spammers to preemptively block them. Admittedly, I haven’t had much of a use for that aspect since kbin.social died, but it was neat while it lasted.

I just dropped a few of my favorites on .ee. I see a post on .de from a couple of months ago floating a move to feddit.org, but it looks like nobody followed through.

This is an issue with the way communities currently federated. If the host instance goes down, users can continue posting to their local versions of the community, blissfully unaware that their posts are no longer being federated.

…huh. I guess that explains the lack of traction my last post on !bertstrips@feddit.de got. TIL.