Suns out tums out.

I guess that’s kind of a big ca… oh… oh my.

The non zero chance of kitty getting smushed by a machine or dropped weight seems not worth the joy of cat company while working out. It looks like it might not be during business hours though.

The crime is that I’m gonna put my face that floof.

But it’s pure bliss while he waits.

That’s Gmork from The Never Ending Story

He trades with the fish monger across the way.

In the wild they get the plant matter still in the guts of the prey they eat whole.

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We have a fountain but the water left on the floor of the shower immediately after I get out is * chef’s kiss *.

Mine loves to lick and seems to always forget that she can’t lick socks and gets so mad when she tries and snaggles her tongue on them.

It’s a good toof though.

Neat, I assumed it meant she was plotting evil, like a henchman. And I assumed she was plotting evil because you failed to share your cheese after she asked for it so directly.

If it’s toxoplasmosis that makes me love this deeply then I don’t want to be toxoplasmosesless.

With mine is the blinds. She doesn’t mess with them unless she’s mad at me about something, and then she waits until we make eye contact and then begins her assault on the window treatments, while maintaining eye contact. She’s Alpha as fuck.

Tell us the good news, Syrup.

The kitties know what’s best.

I have the same foot stool with the same claw marks 😂

Aww, poor teefers. Glad he got the care he needs and that he can usually contain his tongue! And I bet he gets all the wetfoods he wants 😻