No political orientation gives you unlimited time to clean the bathrooms.

Spike?

Holy crap I stayed at a place In Portland last year that had this exact model. Amazingly it worked.

It also involves the fantasy that you and your freedom buddies will survive a serious encounter with US armed forces because you have camos and tactical boots.

Surely we’re not doing Warp 9.

Bonus: words like Freedom, Liberty, Patriot and Heritage work like that too!

Please refer to section 8008S.

Yeah, we need more of the “I’m so desperate I have to keep working even though my town is being shelled” mentality here in the United States of Freedom! That’s the dream our forefathers fought for!

The question left out whether it meant responsibility to the employer or yourself, which is crucial information.

I’ll be darned, apparently Ann Coulter still exists and there’s still somebody who thinks she deserves attention.

Don’s your uncle!

Because it’s so important that you physically sit here in the office, we’re replacing you with people on the other side of the planet.

There’s more lemonade by volume in Lemon Pledge furniture polish than in Country Time Lemonade.

[That’s why the small print says “Lemonade flavored drink”]

Hell, I was still using PS6 on Win10 until I finally switched to Mint a few months ago. I had to reinstall it repeatedly but it still worked.

Dunning Kreuger effect - the foundation of meme culture. Apparently somebody just finished Econ 101. Congrats!

…and it’s almost always something entirely simple.

Obviously you know my life better at a glance than I do, having lived it. Meme-level thinking at its best! Take in minimal information, make a value judgement based almost entirely on preconceptions, and scroll on to the next item. This is why we have Trump (again) - because too many people dismissed all the issues as simple good/evil decisions so they could get back to entertaining themselves.

I was a regular guy in my 20s/30s working as a computer programmer, living in a house with roommates and doing a lot of theatre. Amazingly there were more than your two possibilities, and I would hazard a guess that there are even more. LPT: simplistic binary thinking makes people boring.

On the plus side, somebody’s been working on getting Linux to run on a Commodore-64. So I’m pretty sure the 486 won’t be left behind for long.

The People’s Front of Judea vs the Fucking Judean People’s Front