God is such a prankster XD

Same, except I’m gonna go straight to explainxkcd for this one.

Just move halfway to the lobby, then again halfway to the lobby and…

…shit.

Not really. The guests move to a room with double the number, freeing up an infinite number of rooms.

So the change is from natural numbers to even numbers, freeing up odd numbers. Those infinities are the same, but you can still do this because infinities are weird.

Objection!

Uh. False objection!

False! What you wrote is true, but it doesn’t make the comment above false!

I now want to see a TNG/John Wick crossover.

“I’MA SET IT STRAIGHT THIS WATERGATEGATE”

“Gravity is weaker than weak” is such a strong line.

Your dick also overcame the gravitational pull of all other dicks.

Are you the mirror universe version of DarkViperAU?

Almost makes you surprised there wasn’t a snowboarding scene in Johnny Mnemonic.

Or maybe the blind people just miss more.

It was fun, but NOLF 2 was better.

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The answer is not to get dragged into convesrations with idiots. We used to call it “not feeding the trolls” and it’s something of a lost art.

Nice!

Also OP is a dummy and probably marked one of these mails as spam without noticing so it’s now throwing all of them away.

Not true. Their goverment stopped requiring floppy disks… *checks notes* …last year!

Where I live there’s a butter called “Flora” and a toothpaste “Fluora”.

You do not want to confuse these two either.