KingJalopy

Hurst - Euless - Bedford has always been in DFW! What, are they fucking taking over??

Doubt it! More like Worst - Useless - Better lololol

I’ll see my way out…of Texas, fuck that place!

Jk, sort of, I grew up in H.E.B but got the fuck out like 20 years ago.

Shit, sign me up.

Nice. I’m going to look into that. Haven’t heard of that yet.

Newpipe still kicking. Sorry for invidious tho.

I used to spend hours loading roms on my Nexus. Now I just spend hours removing Google from themselves

One time one of my friends got wasted and pissed in the hole of my guitar. True story. It was leaned on the wall and he awoke in a drunken stupor and thought it was the toilet. Miraculous part was how he managed to get most of the piss directly in the hole while simultaneously being drunk enough to confuse it for a toilet.

I have given rides to 2 different people to the ER when I drove for Uber. They were having heart attacks. One guy tipped me so I guess he made it after I dropped them off. Not sure about the other.

He just ruined your life.

See ya on the next go around.

Newpipe works fine for me. They always fix it almost immediately.

They were so busy with the thought that they could that they never stopped to think if they should.

Looks like a catfish flexing human arms over his head

Frito pies ftw!

Because these places are passionate about food. The fancy ones are passionate about money and profit. I see it all over California, it’s absolutely true.

Were you actually an awesome gamer though?

I used to play the maze puzzles for quake 3 arena to unlock cool shit like unlimited ammo, low gravity. My dreamcast was in use for many years being taken to parties where we played quake 4 player with crazy game options like that. That vmu got passed around to the point we were mapping out the maze on paper. Those were great times.

I thought it was a NOFX song for years

Newpipe

Spores are literally everywhere. Mushrooms only need the right conditions and boom they’re there.

I already goo’d this morning and I’m older so these days I’m just happy to get one off when I can.

I’m in, I’m in Cali but I support dropbears and cunts of all types. Oi.