I bet a couple dead goons would convince the rest to find safer employment. They do that job because they know there’s very little risk protecting some rich asshole

I also took the “fucked up stories for smart kids” class

Harrison Bergeron, in like 7th grade

Drunk trumpeting is a special joy

Hahaha welcome to rural living for sure! Ive had a couple early camping mornings because I didn’t know how close the loggers would be. It’s nice to get started on chores earlier as you can, but I do try to be mindful of gas tools before 8.

One of my neighbors must be invested in a couple different ammunition companies and trying to inflate their stock the way they shoot. All day Sunday sometimes.

Trade offs for living in the woods.

I got blackout drunk one night and the next morning my pixel 6a screen wouldn’t respond, just black. Powered on and rang, alarm went off for an hour, print scanner, all worked, no screen. Not even a mark to indicate what I’d done. Felt bad swapping it but I genuinely have no clue what happened. Thanks for coming to my TED talk

Thank fuck your hear too correct him, I didnt understand what he meant because of the typo!

Well, it does, kinda, but not in the way they think it does.

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Well, you wouldn’t buy a 10 year old used laptop, but I drive my second 06 Forester, almost 20 years old.

But for a new car, fucked.

It’s purrfect

How rude would it be if I came home and ignored my cats greeting!?

Couple summers ago we met some friendly folks drinking high proof vodka out of a Powerade bottle, hanging out on a dock outside Millinocket, and they invited us to go jump off a bridge. 20 miles down a dirt road they pull off their clapped out crown vic, miss the ditch, get out and walk onto a logging road bridge. Best day ever. Invitations to jump off bridges should be seriously considered.

Examples please?

The other day while starting pack we came across my old iPod mini, with the blue aluminum shell. Guess who’s getting a flash drive and new firmware!?