Look at this little motherfucker. He’s so fucking cute I want to carry it on my shoulder everywhere. This lil’ shit’s gonna be climbing on your jeans and you’re gonna love every damn second of it.
Shit, I want to take a Gods damned nap with this little motherfucker on my belly. Move something under the bedsheets and watch it go apeshit.
I’m federalist and I’m voting Bloc. That’s how you know shit’s dire.