Unintended Implication: non-Christian babies are less likely to be hurled.

I’m imagining a controversial new Ken Burns Documentary, with an emotional forward by Tommy Lasorda.

Implied fact: by distinguishing the baby as Christian, there must be non-Christian babies in close proximity.

I love that there is also the distinct possibility of non-Christian babies up there on the mound, with the pitcher as well.

What happens if the pitcher throws a baby of a different faith? Infield fly rule that leads to a game ending double play?

According to Tony Hawk Pro Skater:

• [360 Fastplant(250 x 2) + Hardflip(300) = 800] Crooked Grind(150+25) *multiplier 3* *sum 800*

Maybe, but it was the marketing industry that beat that dead horse first. They killed that horse back in the 90’s & it was already pretty lumpy by the time Reddit got ahold of it in ‘05.

Doesn’t make the Reddit use any more palpable, just saying it’s been around for a bit…

Golden Parachutes are for those who damage the population, not the brand.

Silly caboose, get your head in the game & damage a way of life!

I choose to believe they’re blueprints for the National Archives & these two might just know someone wacky enough try and to steal the Declaration of Independence.

Rolled up blueprints.

“What’s wrong with your cat?”

“Fuck nose”

“Well then why the hell did you bring in the cat?”

“Fuck nose?”

I believe he’s commenting on the idea that state of the current democracy has led to his wrongful arrest.

He’s asking onlookers, “Is this really what you voted for?”

A paid slap on the wrist, mind you.

Solo Time: nannnannaeeeerrr naw nanaeeer nNannnnnnaaaawweeeerrrnnnannnwwweerrrr ddddddrrreeeeeeeeeenanannananannanaaeeeeeeeeeweeeeeeeewweeweerrrerrrrrteeeeeeeee^f

Well you should make plans then. I’m not a cheap date!

Casual or sexual, I demand the finest.

I am! But I’m not going to tell you which one.

Now, what can you do for me?

Neptune’s Nibbles

Thanks, appreciate the info!

For those of us who have no idea what Wire Min is… what is it?

I was going to google it, but that doesn’t seem so smart given this thread.

#TitularTitanticTittyTuesdays