These kids need to stop playing with their hula hoops and Atari and learn some dang work ethic, ya’ll liberals need to stahp this “Spoil the child, spare the rod” nonsense

/s

This, the problem is easily solved, but unforutnately the cruelty is the point, as some people still think “It builds character!”

When in reality it builds trauma

Obesity can actually be caused by not eating enough

No really, your body thinks you’re in a time of famine and holds onto EVERYTHING it can… You also get more stressed which causes your body to store your adrealine as extra fat.

The leader of it kinda sold out and started simping for Pizza Hut

Removed by mod

On some social positions, I’ve grown more conservative.

On fiscal issues? Son, at this point I’m only slightly to the left of “Feed the 1% to the homeless and convert their left-over mansions into low income apartments.”

Damn, are you Bob Hoskins? Cause you could easily play a live action Mario with that leap.

“Protecting the children” is always code for “We’re manufacturing consent to fuck you over.”

“Protecting the children” is always the excuse for fascism, pay attention.

If we wish to be forgiven of our sins, we must be willing to forgive others.

I sadly get this backwards.

I’m not a looker and I am autistic, I can be awkward…

I was just at the grocery store getting ramen and coffee for the night.

This lady basically looked at me with disgust and went on about how creepy I was and how she’s tired of men thinking they can just “Do whtaever they want”, and how I need to “Keep my fucking distance”

I was literally just standing waiting to check out, all I said was “Don’t mind me”, and that was in response to her giving me the stink eye when I put my groceries down on the counter…

I understand she probably had a bad day (All she was getting was a ton of one person size ben and jerry’s), but literally I was just standing there, waiting to buy ramen and coffee. She rushed out of the store like she couldn’t get away from me fast enough.

I really had to fight the urge to say something like “Don’t flatter yourself, I’m not even the gender you’re accusing me of being.” but that would have just escalated the situation.

I had just gotten off of work, so I was half-asleep, the coffee was so that I could drive the rest of the way home safely.

Still, if she’s jumping at shadows of men even when there isn’t a man around, whatever happened to her must have been awful. I hope she’s okay wherever she is.

I dream of one day buying Sega and declaring that the series will now officially be following a new canon taking place on Mobius which is threatened by Dr. Robotnik.

And yeah… at this point the only reason the Eggman name is so prominent is because of Sega’s contempt for any western element of the canon.

Yeah but Sonic barely has any interaction with Silver outside of one fight and the latter going “Oh wait you’re a red herring and Memphis Tenessee is a dickpenis.”

Blaze doesn’t even go “Oh hey Sonic. Remember Sonic Rush? Me neither.”

That is one thing I hate about Classic Sonic…

Perfect place to use the Robotnik name…

Never knew it had a mod

He does call himself a “master” to a bunch of Black people in literally the Mobius (inb4 “It’s not Mobius”) version of Africa

Sonic Adventure 2

Shadow The Hedgehog

Sonic Battle

Sonic Heroes

Sonic Chronicles

Sonic 06

Sonic And The Black Knight

Sonic Forces

Sonic Colors DS (not playable, but story relevant)

These are the only games where Shadow is actually important to the story in anyway.

Not the ones where he’s playable but the ones where is playable AND story relevant

(In Sonic Boom he is a cameo at best… but before Sega took over what Big Red Button was cooking it’s implied he may have been leading a faction of the Black Arms)

It’s like they were prepared to make Shadow 2 but Shadow 1 didn’t realize that didn’t do so well so they pretended Sonic had anything to do with the story.

Never trust the 300 IQ of someone who’s name is as cool as Robotnik but goes by Eggman anyway.

I wish reddit a very merry “Going the way of Myspace and Ebaumsworld”