“What? Who cares? YOU’LL WATCH IT. Fuck you.”

Drops on the deck and flops like a fish

Ugh. That shit is so frustrating.

One of my oldest, dearest friends drives me up a fucking wall with his insistence on prepurchasing all the slop that EA and Ubisoft and Bethesda churn out. His library of games that are >28% completed is unparalleled.

This gender war identity politics shit is just key jingling to distract the masses from the fact that the new robber barons are simultaneously fleecing everyone’s retirement and inserting a knife into our collective kidneys.

Glad to see a lot of comments just ain’t falling for it.

Outta sight.

Polkadot.

If you say so.

That’s a hella dope position

This is America. Don’t catch you slippin’.

No. We’ve been having too many random fires lately. The obvious answer is MORE FLAMETHROWERS! Yeah! That’ll fix all the fires!

I use the SlayerWaspKC method.

“It’s levio-SAH, not le-VIO-sa.”

You could smash all the traits of the women on the Serenity into one, and that would be the greatest human ever.

Zoe, the leader and badass fighter? Check. Kaylee, the effervescent mechanical prodigy, who acts as both Mom and moral compass? Check! Inara, the sensual stateswoman that brings a modicum of legitimacy to an otherwise OUTLAW operation? Yup. And River? Who doesn’t want a wispy little dancer that can utterly destroy a Reaver raiding party, singlehandedly?

Ducking autocorrupt

It’s not. But it’s disturbingly apt.

“I told you, we can only do this three or four more times, and you fucked with SQUIRRELS?!?”

“Eat batarang, smallheads!”

Goose Willis.

Just Fa.

Them’s fightin’ words.