I’ve received two compliments from women out of the blue in my life. The first time was when a coworker told me i had a nice voice and should do voice acting for anime. That was 2006.

The second was another coworker said “at least you’re cute” to some offhand joke i made. That was 2018.

At that rate, I expect another nice comment around 2032 or so.

STOP. PLATE. TECTONICS.

You’ve adopted the American nightmare known as gig culture. So sorry, but it seems all we export now is dystopian bullshit. And bombs, obv.

What’s it like, having laws? Are they enforced?

“If you insist.”

Hey, that’s Squidward Gary!

“…meOW.”

Yeah! He shoulda stuck to selling beans from the Oval Office, like a respectable con man!

What, rainwater bathed in full moon light not doing it anymore? Have you tried an infusion of mugwort, eye of newt, and the cry of a black cat at a crossroads? It’s sovereign for skin conditions, and makes a great salad dressing.

We interrupt this broadcast for an important message

“Fear not, dear consumer! The person responsible for allowing a black lady dei hire into the photo shoot has been sacked. We wouldn’t wanna allow any black people into the hallowed Space Force. That’s just silly. We now return you to OW! My balls!!!, already in progress.”

Behold, the Turtle! of enormous GIRTH!

Upon his shell, he holds the EARTH!

Time to tear down the Democratic party.

That was 2016, but better late than never.

Money. No deeper than that.

Wtf? I’ve never even heard of this thing. Might have to look into emulators, for curiosity sake.

Seriously. OP must be 11, or something. Each of them has been called terrorist.

“Thaaaaaaaaaaanks!”

I’ve seen no love for Chrono Cross yet? Shame.

“I TOLD YOU NOT TO DISTURB ME WHEN I’M CLEANING MY ROOM!”

Am i the only one that wants Data to put on a pair of aviators as “Won’t Get Fooled Again” cues up?

Someone already beat me to Topgear, but I’m not seeing Mario Kart? Also GT2 on the PSX was great fun.

There’s some great material throughout, but as a whole from Lord of Chaos to Winters Heart, i mostly skim. I really, really don’t like Salidar. And UNHOLY FUCK, some of his names, of which there are hundreds, are only differentiated by a single letter.