The rest of Lemmy needs this community. It’s very dreary here.

I’ve been looking for a book that is a collection of them

Look up Altoona pizza.

There are A LOT of things that are off limits in the workplace.

He was tired from fighting all those other dudes. Of course he killed him

That’s like saying, “I used to be a fan of pizza until I had one in Altoona, PA.”

There’s better pizza out there.

A monkey was in a tree above a river and plunged into it. He came out with a fish and scurried up a tree. Once safe in its branches he said to the fish, “Holy shit, good thing I was here. You were about to drown!”

Intention without awareness can be harmful.

Another one is the two monks.

Two monks are traveling. Their sect of Buddhism doesn’t allow them to touch women. They came across a river and when they crossed it they saw a woman who capsized her canoe. The elder Monk swam to the woman and helped her to the shore. She hurt her leg so he carried her to the rest of her party.

Once they were traveling again, the younger monk continued to badger the elder Monk on why he thought it was okay to touch that woman. The elder Monk said, “I am no longer carrying that woman. Why do you insist on continuing to carry her?”