I’ve had luck with puppy Linux on 32-bit machines. I also got arch32 working on a few. Arch is a steepper learning curve as the arch-install script doesn’t work on 32. Related there’s quite a group keeping parabola working on all manner of systems including 32, if libre is more your style.

This makes me wanna go buy a cheapo chromebook for messing with. Great video.

That sounds terrifying, how much horrible shit you gotta see before deciding to block a whole instance?