I understand all the words, just not the order they’re in.

-John Crichton

Relax guys, it’s just the new Mt Dew flavor, Radical Radium.

Anti-maskers are like 6 year olds throwing a tantrum because you’re making them eat broccoli.

Hey when I was a kid I loved any chance to escape kid jail.

Let’s see. Stole from the working class, apologized when he returned all their shit, suffered no consequences, advocates for Christmas, sells merch.

Sounds like Capitalist Orthodoxy to me