Because you couldn’t eat a whole Saint David in one sitting?

You are mistaking him for Saint David.

It’s both!

Can’t seem to get volume there, might as well go to TikTok for his Easter Chinese.

edit: And the St George’s Day video.

That’d definitely be cooler than the reality.

I was born in a European country much further to the east, escaped when there were soldiers on the street, ended up arriving in Britain not far from Whitby and have issues with sunlight, so…

Cosplay Parliament.

When I used to go to mass, we’d be told we were eating the body of Jesus and drinking his blood. And they were not as delicious as lamb.

Liverpool. Contrary to popular belief, there are quite a few thieves about.

Really? I haven’t been to a supermarket without one in years. Perhaps it’s a Liverpool thing.

Retail workers aren’t paid enough to deal with some self important asshole who thinks that screaming at people through a megaphone is their right.

That’s what the security guard is there for.

No-one is gaining the moral high ground there.

Oh indeed. I’ve not given up yet.

It’s diminishing returns as those most amenable to the message are now here.

Problems averted.

Don’t tempt them, I’ve only just cleaned that mess up.

Only by cheating a spreading your posts over a dozen alts.

Federation is hard. I see your count as 4.48k.

Most people have good qualities that make them attractive (if you have none then that might be something to work on). Just treat women like they are ordinary human beings (which they are) - ask questions, listen to the answers, check back with them at a later date to see if that thing they mentioned worked out, offer to help if they have a problem, etc.

Our very own @flamingos@feddit.uk is a dev.

That’s fine - you aren’t having a go at the instance or it’s users, and there are reasons for the way things are.