I guess that meme I keep seeing that’s asks “did we leave all the stupid people on reddit?” Was wrong.

Y’all can’t understand a few simple metaphorical images that looks like it was designed for children to understand, and are going all out in contriving obtuse reasons for why it doesn’t work or isn’t realistic.

Yes, of course if this was real she could walk to the other side, but it’s a fucking metaphor.

Well it sounds like you weren’t into subreddits like sewing, knitting, or plant goths… Little less userbase there…