Robin dishing out some solid dick there.

No complex society has ever been run without money. While that’s no proof, that is impossible, I don’t care to be part of this particular social experiment.

If you think a complex, modern society can be run on barter trade, I have some bad news for you.

And what are you going to pay him with?

But what are you going to eat once you run out of rich people?

Every accusation is a confession, as per standard procedure.

It is our birthday!

On a Z80?

Those babies are already born so the “save the babies” crowd won’t care.

Also, using babies instead of balls would make the game a lot less boring.

If it’s a muslim baby it’s totally OK to bat at it, of course.

What currency is that?

But think of all the jobs in the orphan crushing industry!

Is there any decent handwriting recognition that works with this?

New law dropped yesterday. Two plus two is five now.

Last Samsung phone I had was an S7. Nice phone but the uninstallable crapware put me off Samsung forever.

Won’t anybody think of the employees in the orphan crushing industry?

Do you have a few minutes to talk about our Lord and Saviour, Linus Torvalds?

My router can limit access time but I’m not sure if it’s on a device by device basis. Might be worth checking.

Is there a TLD named “BTW”?