You clearly need to stop walking anywhere and pet the kitty. Gotta get your priorities straight.
Decoy321
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Cake day: June 12th, 2023
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Unless the cat is lactose intolerant, they won’t likely suffer any significant health effects. Anecdotally speaking, my cats have not cared much for tomato based foods. My ex used to feed them bits of our human food to satisfy their curiosity. They’d eat the meat and cheese out of it and leave the pasta bits alone.
Then one of them would leave diarrhea on my most expensive furniture. Every fuckin time.
Thanks for your riveting contribution to my joke. You must be fun at parties.
The alcohol ain’t good for humans either. But here we are.
21·11 months agoMy dude, no one is as self aware as you think you are. You do yourself a disservice by thinking so, it means you’re ignoring an exploitable weakness.
That’s a lot of wine for a glass about to be knocked onto the floor.
2·11 months agoIt’s bullshit!!! I want more kitty time
Like the cat would bother asking
I can’t speak on any specific disdain for fountains, since my cats have always used theirs. I figure the preference for sink or shower water is related to scarcity. The water fountains are always available, but they can only get the special water on rarer occasions.
It’s a source of freshly ran water, guaranteed to be safe!
Think of it this way. Let’s say you saw a random glass of water. You don’t know how long it’s been there or where it came from. Then you see someone pour a glass of water from a nice clean source.
Which glass do you want?
It’s the waters proximity to her food that turned her off of it. Most cats don’t like them being close to each other. The running theory I’ve heard is that, since eating and drinking are separate actions for cats, the proximity makes the standing water seems unsanitary.
Cats like smells, especially of their familiar humans.
It’s actually helpful when I need my cat to be one place instead of another, like when I’m changing my bedsheets. I’ll just toss some worn clothes on the floor away from the bed, and she’ll quickly go sit on top of them instead. That way I don’t have to deal with her jumping into the sheets as I’m putting them on the bed.
2·1 year agoThe “profit” bit is just an old joke. Originally from South Park.
“Hiya, Georgie! Aren’t ya gonna say hello?”
My condolences. They were quite an adorable cat!!
Why would you bother doing this? What purpose are you trying to serve?
There… There aren’t a lot of things that would change that…