I agree.
Does anything work on the threads in the back or are they the same?
It is incredibly unlikely all the threads are screwed, despite my story.
If they truly are, you should be able to buy replacement rails. If you do, I’d say go square if you can and use rack studs for ease of install.
They must have hired the guy we got rid of. Bummer, dude. Might have some luck at an IT recycler nearby. Contact them and tell them what you’re looking for.