They’re all missing their tail, so he must be doing something.

All seats are Bandit’s seats.

A little posturing and attempts at dominance by the young one, but the slow walk away is the ultimate in cat insults. Reggie’s body language basically saying “if I deposited you in a litter box, it wouldn’t be worth the effort to cover you.”

She saying “I’m not on the kitchen cabinet. YOU’RE on the kitchen cabinet.”

She knows she’s trouble, and she knows you love it.

Cat of the highest sort.

Poor little anxious sweetheart. Thank you for trying to help her feel less stressed. Since you know about thunder jackets, you probably already know about the importance of high places for kitties to hide, and the existence feliway (this was used in an animal shelter I used to work at), but just in case… https://us.feliway.com/

How is a novice to tell?

If cats spoke English, what would it be saying right now?

Cats are the best shit-talkers.

Romeo, oh Romeo! Where FUR art thou, Romeo?

While the image made me laugh, I agree with you that it’s not the subject (cat) that’s offensive, but the blatant nature of the image. In a typical cat image, we don’t normally have genitals as the focus, but this one is front and center.

I wish I looked this beautiful when I first woke up.

Note to self: “decorate with crystal balls…” Got it!

As is the purr-rogative of a kitty; especially ones we love.

Yeah… I’m not seeing “angel” in that expression.

Kat Kong

Right?! I have little dignity anyway; losing what’s left to pet an unknown, outdoor cat is totally worth it.

He wishes to remind you that a lack of action is still an action. Just like the action he’s gonna make in your slipper tonight while you’re sleeping.

This and the constant lying while doing it!