My God! It’s full of stars! snow!

To my last breath, I spit at thee!!

“Only the dead have seen the end of war” - General Kitty McDongle.

More like a dragon just rudely awaken from his slumber (look at the eyes).

You laugh but animals (humans included) are programmed to detect predator’s faces. In the wild, Mr Funneh Kitty is an apex predator.

Wrong. Cats understand us perfectly. They’re the only pet animal that move in with us on their own volition. An apex predator (for their weight class) one day decides to humour us and allow themselves to be called Mr. Mittens. What are they really up to?

1. Ennui

2. Disgust1

3. Disgust2

4. Disgust3

…

279. Hate

They are all the same nowadays (in their price categories). It falls down to what you’re used to and stick with it. The tech advance has plateaued and most manufacturers have caught up with each other. Only the branding adds or substracts the price.

Wrt fediverse, you can keep using all of them at the same time. How cool is that!

Buy a small safe. Write all your relevant passwords in a book and keep it in the safe. Write a sealed will which gives the combinations for the safe and deposit the will with a lawyer or trustee. Give instruction to the lawyer to hand over the will to your family if you died.

A greeble or unidentified house phenomena (UHP) are mysterious unexplained invisible and inaudible occurences that only cats seem to be able to see. Although many scientists have speculated on them, ancient aliyums researchers suggest that they might be the spirit of ancient aliyums (Xenu) trapped in our dimension.

Thanks for the image macro!

> peeping

Your cat was eyeing you, fantasizing it could eat you if it was bigger.

He is cat. Cat do cat things. Hope this helps.

A tablet is basically a smartphone with a bigger screen. Maybe a slightly bigger SSD and battery but that’s about it.

When God created cats, He said “The world is your toilet and you can do whatever you want”.

One day, everyone will have their own personal homepage. With under construction banners.

> be me a cat who hates my owners

> decide to give them a warning

> steal a noife and put it in front of their bedroom door, they’ll sure piss their pants!

> owners decide it’s cute and make me pose for cameras more

For the last time, there is no need. We are large enough. 400,000 people is a large town or small city. Remember:

1. There are no investors to please

2. No stock holders to appease

3. No CEO to bootlick

4. No ads to chase

5. No e-peen to contest

We are free at last. Free your mind from the tail chase of corporate controlled social media.

We don’t need to beat reddit. We don’t need to beat anyone. There are no investors or shareholders. There are no stock listings. There are no ads or addictive algos. We are fine as we are now. There is no need for exponential growth. Lemmy should simply be.