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Presses X, tanker to the face.

If you leave orphans to crush themselves, it’s just not going to happen.

/s

It’s Hollywood.

I don’t like wearing pants much, usually only when it’s really cold or something formal. At my previous job I was the only person who wore shorts. Some people from the sales department were jealous because they weren’t allowed to wear them.

I had planned that if they tried to enforce it with us that I’d swap to kilts, and if that was a problem I’d have demanded that the ladies not wear skirts or dresses as that would be sexist.

I quit before it came to that, but a few more people started wearing shorts before I’d left, and that was enough.

That’s right kids. To avoid this situation be sure to use tabs for indentation.

I for one welcome our new wholesome bot overlords!

Dickface

Take a look at moneybags over here being able to afford avocado toast!

I know what you’re thinking, but, “There ain’t no gettin’ offa this train!”

You didn’t attack me?!? I don’t need to attack you??

Fate, the cruel mistress, hath taken their love away.

Company makes a dollar, I make a dime. That’s why I poop on company time!