I love how they gave a TL;DR right at the beginning of the article, it made me stay and read the rest out of respect for the author.
Google lives of the ads (among the things), of course a browser they develop is going to screw the add-ons that block ads. Solution: avoid google if you want an ad-free internet.
Edit: typo
Shocking! The authenticator from the company which hoards all the data it can get from you and then more, hoards all the data it can get from you and then more!
Also: discover how the scientists discovered that every 60 minutes, an hour passes.
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