One of the top comments says:

A horrifying thought just occurred to me: this is the version of the song for Debbie’s two kids in high school.

FUCK.

Personally, I’m just waiting for a massive data broker leak to happen that involves politicians and other useless wanks like that. That’ll really jump their bones.

Honestly, makes me scared for the future. What kind of other insanely invasive bullshit will they introduce in the future all in the name of “b-but think of the children!”

The worst part is, you KNOW they’re gonna sit there and hassle individuals for not complying and hit you with “Oh, so what, you don’t care about the kids? This is to protect the kids, Timmy! The KIDS!!!”

ProtonMail because they’re at the very least non-intrusive and don’t have a track record of snooping through emails, google im looking at you mf

Honeypot? Can you elaborate more on that?