You have prompted a great idea. We should make a dual documentary that intersects at the final scene. Documentary 1 follows the stingrays. Documentary 2 follows the whales. The ending scene of each documentary is the exact same.
A documentary following a food chain. Each time something gets eaten the narrator is just “well, i guess this is a _____ documentary now.” And resumes as if it were always about the current animal.
Side note: I still have to skip past the walrus part of Planet Earth. I will ugly cry for an hour or more, and it will ruin my day. I’ve handled a lot of traumatic situations with stoic resolve, but for whatever reason, I cannot compartmentalize the walrus tragedy.
Turns out I was referring to “Our Planet.” We have “Planet Earth,” “Blue Planet,” and “Our Planet” playing so frequently that I get them confused. Do not watch the walrus scene. Nobody needs to see that to know that we have to do a better job of environmental stewardship.
Cool, I was wondering why I couldn’t remember a traumatic walrus scene 😂 I’ll skip Our Planet, and if Blue is the one that goes deep in our oceans that’s on the watchlist too
You have prompted a great idea. We should make a dual documentary that intersects at the final scene. Documentary 1 follows the stingrays. Documentary 2 follows the whales. The ending scene of each documentary is the exact same.
A documentary following a food chain. Each time something gets eaten the narrator is just “well, i guess this is a _____ documentary now.” And resumes as if it were always about the current animal.
This is basically what David Attenburough does
Side note: I still have to skip past the walrus part of Planet Earth. I will ugly cry for an hour or more, and it will ruin my day. I’ve handled a lot of traumatic situations with stoic resolve, but for whatever reason, I cannot compartmentalize the walrus tragedy.
I need to watch Planet Earth again, thanks for reminding me.
Turns out I was referring to “Our Planet.” We have “Planet Earth,” “Blue Planet,” and “Our Planet” playing so frequently that I get them confused. Do not watch the walrus scene. Nobody needs to see that to know that we have to do a better job of environmental stewardship.
Cool, I was wondering why I couldn’t remember a traumatic walrus scene 😂 I’ll skip Our Planet, and if Blue is the one that goes deep in our oceans that’s on the watchlist too
Don’t skip it! It’s great! Just don’t watch the walruses.
🫡
I love it. Where do we start at the bottom of the food chain, bacteria?