I collect vintage laptops, and my wife makes bespoke kitten mittens. Our budget is $6.2 million.

I also love using a Palm Pilot because it helps me commit notes to memory rather than just collecting them for later. You’ll be surprised how well you retain information when you enter it into a Palm, using the stylus to peck in letters deliberately. There’s also nothing quite like the satisfaction of hot-syncing your appointments and ideas while your Palm sits in its cradle.

This cat is off his rocker, and needs to start taking his adderall.