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Loduz_247@lemmy.world to Bluesky@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago

A COBOL programmer explains that this migration is impossible without catastrophe unless they want to destroy social security.

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A COBOL programmer explains that this migration is impossible without catastrophe unless they want to destroy social security.

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Loduz_247@lemmy.world to Bluesky@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago
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    Result is a Javascript wrapper that runs the same old routines amyway, but with a nice coat of coding paint.

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      That would be too competent, since that’s how real migrations work - you wrap COBOL in something that can integrate with more modern programming languages and replace it bit by bit, though hopefully not in JavaScript.

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        Yeah, use [Java, C, Assembly, PHP…] instead

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      FAQ:

      “My social security check is made out to [object Object], can I still deposit it?”

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        Poor Bobby Tables needs his too…

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        We’re sorry, we can’t accept a check for the amount of “NaN.”

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