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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months ago

LET ME OUT OF HERE

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LET ME OUT OF HERE

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    And there is no escape

    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netOP
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      The way is shut
      It is kept by those who are dead
      The way is shut.

      • weirdbeardgame@lemmy.world
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        *It is kept by those who are married … And have a really awkward relationship

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    And their tone keeps changing so you can’t tell if it’s sarcasm or not

  • Pennomi@lemmy.world
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    Just call them babe too, and feign ignorance when they say that’s not their name.

  • LouNeko@lemmy.world
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    You escape by finding the six-shooter in the office desk loaded with one bullet.

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    Babe I can handle.

    Progressive extensions of “My wittle hunny-bunny shnookie-wookums”…?

    I’m turning them into a fine mist with my bare hands.

    • Blueteamsecguy@infosec.pub
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      I say these.

      It pisses her off and she hates it being the reason, and it’s hilarious to me

  • St3alth@lemmy.ml
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    And they say it quietly then loudly just to annoy you some more

  • VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    This is the plot of an episode of The Office

    • Cousin Mose@lemmy.hogru.ch
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      You burn it, you buy it!

      Oh good! I’ll be your first customer!

      Love it

  • rImITywR@lemmy.world
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    You took me by the hand

  • aeronmelon@lemmy.worldM
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    Hey, hey, we have laws about torture.

    • callouscomic@lemm.ee
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      You have laws?

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    Is the couple Kristen Wiig and Jason Sudeikis, in character as the two a-holes?

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    this would be in violation of the 8th amendment

  • Rozaŭtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Just say ‘melon’ a bunch of times.

    • Piemanding@sh.itjust.works
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      I still don’t know if that was a bug or if the dev purposely did that.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    🎵 Babe. I got you babe.🎵

  • Tikiporch@lemmy.world
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    I’m more of a darlin’ kind of person.

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    The only one I call “babe” is my dog. And he’s deaf so I don’t think he cares.

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