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minus-squareVenator@lemmy.nzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13arrow-down1·12 days agoAnd most modern cars are less than a second or two away from deadly speeds while driving if not already travelling at deadly speeds 😅
minus-squareanomnom@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·12 days agoDon’t lots of us die falling off of toilets?
minus-squareprettybunnys@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·11 days agoDying on the toilet, then falling off, is common. The poop process is a full body clench and it’s “common” for your “heart to pop” when you’re pooping. So that’s fun.
minus-squareI_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·11 days agoPeople need to drink more water.
minus-squareRedditRefugee69@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·10 days agoVegetables are communist. I only eat steak. I’m a carnivore, you see. I know biology says otherwise but that’s of the devil.
And most modern cars are less than a second or two away from deadly speeds while driving if not already travelling at deadly speeds 😅
Don’t lots of us die falling off of toilets?
Dying on the toilet, then falling off, is common.
The poop process is a full body clench and it’s “common” for your “heart to pop” when you’re pooping.
So that’s fun.
People need to drink more water.
Vegetables are communist.
I only eat steak. I’m a carnivore, you see. I know biology says otherwise but that’s of the devil.