• ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works
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    4 months ago

    I’m not sure why anon is making a big deal out of that. One time when I was on a second date, the woman told me that I seemed like quite a pessimist. I said “No, if I were a pessimist, I would never stop screaming.” She didn’t want to see me again but I still chuckle whenever I remember it.

  • imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee
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    4 months ago

    Butter fly deez nuts?

    That’s not even clever. There’s no way anyone even laughed. Which is also why he’s so bitter and made up this story too probably