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They forgot to include the crucial step where you reverse the polarity of the neutron flow
Someone swallowed a dictionary.
I think I lost neurons reading that.
Just the weak ones. Collectively, your brain is now stronger.
What is this Star Trek incantation shit
I’m a little bit stoned and it took me like 2 solid minutes and several rereads to figure out what the fuck this was, and I still think it’s just buzzword salad
I’m not stoned and same.
In layperson’s terms: Standing in a certain spot while holding an iron bar will stop COVID from reproducing.
So long as that spot is 6 feet away from everyone else, they might be on to something. More research is required.
If anyone breaks your social distancing, smack 'em with the iron bar
magnetoborne virion transmission prevention
is that spot inside an active volcano?
Magic rocks!
There’s some rocks I’m sure that can be used to kill covid.
I recall Fearless Leader saying that covid can definitely be defeated if we can expose our insides to UV light. That’s a hot rock, right?
I’m talking about the rocks that radiate an energy you can’t see.
UV is energy you can’t see…
The fuck did I just read?
Okay, but now I really want to read the rest of the paper to see what R’lyehian incantations it contains.
Yeah… Hmm… Oh yeah.
I know some of these words.
serpentinization, lol
Here the Research Gate link if you want to check out the full extent of this XD http://dx.doi.org/10.13140/RG.2.2.30887.09128
There is no
warpandemic in Ba Sing SeThe author really believes it and has even sued over it.
https://retractionwatch.com/2023/08/11/author- of-paper-on-covid-19-and-jade-amulets-sues-employer-for-mental-anguish-discrimination/
The link broke.
Literally into two peices
