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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months ago

Demanding satisfaction

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Demanding satisfaction

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months ago
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    The funniest of their traits is where they think it’s gay to wash your butt. Yes it’s a thing.

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      I don’t give a shit about owning a gun. You’ll pry my sprayer bidet from my cold, dead hands.

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        How… How do you plan to defend it?

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          That’s the beauty, it’s self-defending.

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      I’m guessing the fad originated due to being too fat/inflexible to do it properly, then using the not-gay excuse to try to turn it into a macho thing.

      Not just to soapbox others about your straightness, but also to assure yourself of your agency and superiority.

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      Also have heard it about sitting to pee

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        Oh wow, I was double-gay this morning.

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