• algernon@lemmy.ml
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      3 months ago

      IT years are similar to dog years, an IT year is multiple normal human years, so 14 IT years is certainly IT decades.

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          3 months ago

          Just lie. What are they going to do? They don’t know enought to realize they made an impossible request, they won’t be able to tell the difference between 10 and 5 years experience.

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              3 months ago

              STEP 1: find company run by idiots

              STEP 2: get them to give me a remote job

              STEP 3: barely work at all

              STEP 4: get second remote job and collect 2 paychecks