Finally i’m gonna be able to contribute!
Good thing that this isn’t actually possible…
Don’t tempt fate. There are already two kernels written in javascript
Why would God allow this to happen?
To punish us for the sin that is inventing JavaScript.
If we are rewriting it, we should use holyc to make it the way god intended.
Ring 0 all the way baybee!!
Anything is better than C, right? Even 🤮 PHP.
PHP and C are both fine languages, they have their strengths and their weaknesses. They’re tools and if you feel the need to shit on them then you clearly need more practice using a diversity of languages.
Ah yes, the almighty counter “everything is relative”. “Malbolge is a fine language with its strengths and weaknesses. It has perfectly valid usecases and can never be shit on, ever.”
