You throw cubes in transdimensional holes to win a cake.
Portal!
Person with huge pockets builds a house that gets blown up because the door was left open.
Minecraft!
Minecraft? Lol
try to cure your burnout by waking up and starting work at 6am and passing out at 2am every single day for the rest of your life
Stardew Valley ?
Yep!
Tattooed rooftop parkour delivery person saves sister.
Mirror’s Edge. Love that game
A guy just wants to leave his home country and see the world, but his dad won’t let him. Even when he gets past his dad, he still can’t quite make it. It’s in the blood.
Hades?
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Zombie convict secret agent gets sidetracked in a "never ravine’ by secret village witch ghosts to find a wacked-out politician in a volcano.
Morrowind?
Wow. Would you have got it without “never ravine” or “convict”? I figured it would have been impossible otherwise so I added those in.
Never Ravine actually confused me for a while I thought you were talking about a named location in a game, I even tried looking it up lol. This is also my most favorite game though and I was in the thread specifically looking for someone to mention it.
Upon being released from prison, you thrust yourself directly into the local religion until everyone can agree that you’re the rebirth of divinity, at which point you doom the game world to death by giant fucking meteor by poking a large heart with really specific silverware.
Could be any Elder Scrolls game, tbh.
Morrowind
Florida men crashland on planet, commit war crimes and sell drugs.
Rimworld?
Correct
That one with all the dragons. You know the one, buM bada bum bada dum dum dum, ohhh OHHHH, BUM BADABUM.
This is my favourite. Immediately Skyrim but so so badly described.
Cowboy gets convinced to do one more job every time…
RDR2
Red Dead Redemption 2?
The little man, underpaid and under-equipped, does grind work for big corpo. Beer is the only reward.
Keep burning to death over and over again as you desperately try to gather knowledge of previous civilizations in order to save(?) the universe.
Outer Wilds
Kid gets sick of being told to clean his room and runs away from home, but it’s more difficult than he anticipates. In desperation, he reaches out to his estranged relatives for help, which just makes his dad even more mad.
Hades.
Describing things badly was more difficult than I thought
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Holy crap this thing is hard, I can’t guess any
Man leaves gang, teaches dominatrix how to do her job, gets really good at dancing and finds his love for slot car racing.
OP said as badly as possible. You left out the little subplot about the gang still trying to involve you but otherwise this is spot on.
