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Drew@sopuli.xyzM to LinkedinLunatics@sh.itjust.works · 10 months ago

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Drew@sopuli.xyzM to LinkedinLunatics@sh.itjust.works · 10 months ago
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    Guy with a belly asks for girl with a small waist. The half-assed ugly shirt will do it.

    Instant woman repellant.

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      I feel confident in assuming the guy who would wear this shirt seeking “girls” between the ages of 18 and 26 is himself no younger than 45.

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        Ah I missed the age gap.

        Would this guy qualify as an OUTER JOIN? (Sorry, SQL is not my native language)

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          I sure wouldn’t want him as an INNER JOIN

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        yesss I’m 42 so I can wear this shirt with pride!

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        And married.

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