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I don’t take my phone to the toilet. Just finish my business and be back fast.
Always go back out for it… Always
If the fbi are going to spy on me I’ll make them watch me shit
Yeah but at least now you know your shampoo is pH balanced and made with sodium lauroyl methyl isethionate
Indeed. Moreover, I can piss without shitting if I wish, but to shit without pissing? That is a rare gift.
What kind of psychopath pees without their phone?
Screw shower thoughts, where’s shitter thoughts!?!
I hate when I think I just have to pee but it turns out I also need to vomit too.
Best case you have some shampoo bottles you can read the ingredients of. Or for the very sophisticated you have toilet literature in your bathroom.
why am I laughing so hard
Taking longer than the lock screen on your phone to do a number two?
lol
btw
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