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Read the whole thing. Fuck you and I’ll see you later
So she was fucking a toaster?
Nope. Her “primal urges” were hunger. She only used it to make food
Hope not
Bravo on your post title, OP. It made the story all the better.
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what does it mean that he’s a ‘toaster’?
the story is written from the perspective of a literal toaster, not a human
(the primal urges / bodily needs being just normal hunger for food)Don’t forget the “getting rusty” as well.
OH.MY.FUCKING.GOD
I missed the joke by a mile.
