I’m only watching if it’s 100% serious. Terry acts as he acts and the entire rest of the movie is as written in the script. Full commit, no comedic rewriting. It’s just Terry playing Snow White.
I’ve always thought this would be a great idea. Play everything 100% straight but the actors are completely miscast. Give me Terry Crews as Snow White and I’ll actually go see a movie for the first time in like 10 years
I’d totally see it if it was 100% serious, except it’s Terry as Snow White.
6% of people take the internet way to seriously
Let’s use the engineering marvel of the internet to connect across the globe and… give ourselves collective strokes over the most meaningless, corporate culture in human history?
you need a Snickers
What?
That would be the dopest snow white ever
For real. I’d actually go back to theaters for it
I’d pay 3 times the amount of a regular ticket to watch the scene where Terry Crews, in a gorgeous ball gown, is dancing with Prince Charming, and when realizing it’s almost midnight, flexes his pecs, and yells goodbye before disappearing into the night.
Prince Charming then goes around trying to find the perfect pec flex. Alternatively, bicep circumference would also be acceptable as a glass slipper alternative.
Ana de Arm
And just like regular democracy, the owners will show up last second to put their finger on the scale 😞
OP memes, but this unironically would slap.
Classic movie remade starring Terry Crews should be an entire genre.
I’m only watching if he wins.
I mean if they’re going to remake a movie, they should go out of their way to make it as different as possible. I for one would love to see the direction of a film with this casting goes.
I’d like to see a comedy where the Snow White story is playing out but the dwarves and woodland beings all choose Terry Crews. He’s like, “Nah guys. I’m a carpenter. I think you’ve got the wrong person.”. But they aren’t hearing it and strongarm Terry into the role. The evil queen is the only other person to get it and they have to team to to fix the story.
I’d really like to see something where there is no explanation at all. Terry Crews is just Snow White.
Maybe Seth Rogan and a bunch of stoners are the dwarves.
No explanation at all, just as if it were a woman playing the roll.
I wonder how the evil queen would dupe Terry Fucking Crews into eating a poisoned apple. I can only imagine her failing a number of times thanks to his dancing pecs
Terry loves apples!
How would Terry Fucking Crews wake up to some dude kissing his passed out body?
depends how pretty he is i guess
I agree 100%.
Hats off to you, Potato_in_my_anus, for my biggest username laugh on Lemmy so far.
Dengist snow white when
based terry
Who the fuck is Ana de Arm? /s
She’s friends with Laura de Leg
