I am straight, and I have to ask: Are we okay?
i certainly am not okay
(though i don’t think it’s because i’m straight)
What’s bothering you?
“He generally prefers me to my husband” Whoo boy, I wonder why
She provides baby food. Why wouldn’t the baby prefer her more. Heck I’ll hang out with someone more if they gave me food.
More importantly it sounds like she doesn’t judge and criticize everything the son does, at one year old
I’m gonna go with fake.
I really hope this is fake.
Is it from reddit? Because there’s a 99.99998% chance it’s fake if it is
The husbands of some of my acquaintances are exactly like this. While I’m generally repulsed by the term Low Value Male, these are the types of men that I think fit the bill. Manly homophobes crippled by their ingrained toxic masculinity
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Kid put a banana in his mouth. Yeah kids put everything in their mouths! Be glad it’s food and not random carpet lint.
Exactly. And everyone knows if a kid puts carpet in his mouth he’s a god damn lesbe-ann.
That must be where I went wrong. I put carpet in my mouth and a banana in my ass
Ah yes, my childhood. Too bad they failed to genderize me
That’s a divorcin’
I genuinely feel sad for people that love in such fear and anger. It sounds exhausting.
If he likes the mom more than the dad, isn’t it a sign he’s not gay?
Only a gay baby would feel actual love towards a parent, especially if it’s their mom.
!arethestraightsok
corrected: !are_the_straights_ok@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Wife should return that one to sender.
Totally normal and stable heterosexual man.This has to be fake, the part about the books just gives it away, with the kid being one year old.
Parents should be reading books to kids from day 1
Thats just vile wtf
