slow down texas, it’s only february
I wonder how much Governor Secession will ask for in aid from the federal gubment.
Watch him take the money and pull another border stunt.
Governor Abbot has made an official statement on the wildfires, “This unprecedented wildfire was exacerbated by green technology, specifically those GOD DAMN WINDMILLS!”
As someone who has made campfires, I can confirm that blowing on a fire gives it oxgen and makes it bigger. Goshdarn windmills blowing on the whole State as part of the librahl agenda to make wildfires around north America.
Gotta tilt at something, right?
How do they always spin it like that? The obvious answer for these jesus freaks should be that god really hates texas and wants to scorch it.
It’s now the first biggest, and still growing.
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