• sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    15 days ago

    I’ll do you one better!

    I’ve extracted and manipulated certain glandular fluids from zombie corpses, experimented… and found that it actually topically removes hair, permanently!

    I call it… Ozombic.

    … Eh? Eh?

    • Lady Butterfly @lazysoci.alOPM
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      15 days ago

      I love it!! You may have the last known tube of toothpaste as a reward. In post apocalyptic society that’s a great honour