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LinkOpensChest.wav@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Dank Christian Memes@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 16 days ago

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  • nieminen@lemmy.world
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    So dumb, we don’t believe in Satan either.

    Except Mr Satan:

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    How do you do that with Jam? Like physically I don’t understand. I’m lucky if a jam only ends up on the toast and not on the counter on the way to the toast. It a messy bitch

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      Put a handful in your mouth and use your lips like a rectum

    • SendPicsofSandwiches@sh.itjust.works
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      Squeeze bottle, I think.

  • saltnotsugar@lemm.ee
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    Oh dang it I wrote Santa again.

    • Okokimup@lemmy.world
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      Then you have to cover it up with a whole bowl full of jelly.

  • YurkshireLad@lemmy.ca
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    The guy can’t read. It clearly says “satin”, as in bed sheets.

    • toynbee@lemmy.world
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      Here I thought it says “Satah” as in … Uh … I don’t know actually.

  • peregrin5@lemm.ee
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    Who is going around offering people jam on toast?

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      Atheists

      • peregrin5@lemm.ee
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        Touchè.

  • _lilith@lemmy.world
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    someone go check on alex. Dude is eating off newspaper and using squeeze bottle jam

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      Fun Fact: cheap street food was served on newspaper as a cost saving measure, but it also tended to absorb some of the ink, which would sweeten the food because it contained lead!

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        “Fun Fact”: Troubling Fact

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    Delicious Satan.

  • kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world
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    That’s how we getcha!

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