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Hell yes. At least awk makes sense if you stare at it long enough. A typical PHP codebase though? No thanks

Please use spoiler tags for random PHP snippets. I’d rather not be casually traumatised

I am referencing the Mississippi, a time unit. One Mississippi is equal to roughly one second.

Score of furlongs per Mississippi

Edit: duck autocorrect

It would be more plausible today. Big AI networking our brains as a big neural net that doesn’t consume too much energy compared to the alternatives, slow but very efficient if you’re looking at the long term; but that brings up the fact that the first thing it’d do in that case is find a way to get rid of all that unnecessary flesh wasting its resources and turn us into brains in jars.

You lost me at miles

Edit: /s for brevity

That’s oddly specific

Datoot - Fartstorm

Ehehehe

It was a joke?

But is my red the same as your red? Hmmm?

I just use window["…"] to hold my variables.

Depends. Does the coconut weigh more than a duck?

I thought it was called a snackbar? At least MUI calls it that

A couple times haha

• Presses reply
• Types an insightful comment
• Looks at it. There’s something wrong with it. He just doesn’t know what.
• Erases it. Starts over.
• *Still doesn’t feel right *
• Hits cancel, discards the comment, and goes back to doom scrolling.

This comment got progressively better the more I read it